Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that today, June 1, 2012,
I present the
10-Year Service Award
to
Heather O’Neal Murray
for marrying my brother Jason.
For loving him.
(We did the best we could.)
For taking care of him.
(I swear we didn’t do anything to him.)
And for putting up with his BS.
(There should be a cash award for this, but unfortunately, you’re only getting this pin.)
Happy 10th Anniversary!
Check Your Mail. Wear the pin proudly.