Last night we went on a family roadtrip. That's always...fun. And for the record, I had nothing to do with this. I just play along. We loaded up, and about 45 minutes later we arrived at the North Pole of Texas, which is at the home of some man who is really in the spirit. He does this every year, and it's free. We waited in line about 30 minutes, road the mini- train for 10, and we saw Santa Claus. And do you know who was the best behaved? Judd and Jason. Happy Dads.