I knew he was dumb as soon as I heard his voice. I knew it. But given the fact that yesterday was the first day of the new year, and I was trying to keep things light and positive, I tried to ignore it.
But he was dumb.
And I all I wanted was to upgrade my cable. He fiddled around for 20 minutes, and then told me it would take 24 hours to go into effect. Ok. Fine. 24 hours passed.
Nothing. That boy was dumb. I just got off the phone was Muriel, and she did it all in five minutes, and now I have some 300 channels. I hope there's something to watch.
In other news, I'm reading Chelsea Handler's book, "Are You There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea." (Note to readers like my mom and aunt: If you don't watch Chelsea's late night show on E!, you're not going to understand or like this book one bit.)
Chelsea makes me LOL.