I have two brothers. Twins. Judd. Jason. Identical.
For the most part, they think the same. Act the same. Except Jason is just a little different.
One of the most common phrases I heard growing up was "Goddamn it, Jason!" That was from my dad. Jason was just being Jason.
He knows weird stuff. For example, have you ever noticed the arrow in the FedEx logo? Just look at it. Jason told me.
And when I was home a couple of weeks ago, Jason informed me that I was peeling a banana the wrong way. Huh?
Jason explained that it's easier to peel from the opposite end of the stem.
"It's easier," he said. "That's how monkeys do it."
So yesterday, I remembered to try it.
Goddamn it, Jason!
He's right.