This is a condition brought on by extreme and persistent exposure to crazy people. Symptons include irritability marked by forceful expulsion of smart ass comments out of one's mouth.
That was my Monday.
And across the country, Monday in Cooper TX 75432 was more than eventful. There's been a string of robberies over the last couple of weeks, and apparently there was a showdown yesterday in which the deputy's car was stolen, there was a helicopter chase, and shots were fired.
I'll ask where the helicopter came from later, but who knew the deputies even had bullets?
Oh, after all that, the thief is still at large.