We have lottery fever. Tonight's jackpot is a record breaking $540 million. I just picked up my numbers. The deli is usually quiet at this time of day, but the place was poppin' this a.m.
A few organized an office pool yesterday. I asked, "If we win, am I obligated to spend birthdays and Christmas with you?" They said no. I agreed.
And I explained my exit strategy. I feel comfortable saying I will resign and vacate my office in under five minutes.
Everything I need fits neatly in my briefcase. Keepin' it tidy.