Required IT training sessions bore me and so do slick presentations that attempt to make it cool. It's not now or ever.
Here's a list of words and phrases that I overheard:
***
This keeps me awake at night.
Breech
Flashpoint
Attorney General
Victims
Data Classifications
Financial Data Warehouse
Data Steward
Severe Consequences
Monetary Consequences
Sniff the traffic.
***
That's when I walked out. Forty-one minutes of a two-hour session.
I'm a writer. I celebrate achievements. I smooth over rough patches. I haven't seen a SSN number in years, I've never taken a credit card from anyone for anything, and I never thought about watching porn at work.