In the headlines, June 1:
* The temperature is soaring to 90 today. The AC is going, going, going.
* Sharks have been spotted off one West Hampton beach. I think I'll watch Jaws tonight.
* The Powerball Lottery has surged to $200 million.
* My horoscope says June is going to be BIG, BIG, BIG.
So what does all of this mean?
I'm going to win the lottery, buy a house on the beach, and you all can visit. But don't go in the water!
Sound good?