Lincoln

If you'd like two-and-a-half hours of your life to seem like six, I recommend you see Lincoln. And if you do see it, I recommend you buy Peanut M&Ms just to help pass the time. They'll also add a little color to a film that is otherwise dark and grey. I will say, however, that the film features great performances. It's just that I knew what was going to happen. Surely you do, too.