This video perfectly captures my morning. I can't wake up.
It was funnier when GMA put Katy Perry's song "Wide Awake" to it. But I can't find it.
So when I finally managed to get it together and head to the office, I couldn't find my wallet. I know -- this always happens and you're tired of reading about it. I spent 20 minutes looking for it in my apartment, and if you've been to my apartment, you know that's going to a new level of insanity. Really.
Where was it? Hanging in my closet. In the pocket of the jacket I had on last night. See. I'm not messy. Just stupid. And I hate it when I piss myself off.
Happy Friday.
I'm buying a new wallet this weekend. I'm convinced this one is cursed. It was a gift from someone I used to work for, and it has been nothing but trouble.