Or more like Uncle Check.
Last night, I called to talk to Madison and Leddy. I told Leddy I missed her long and frequent phone calls.
"Josh, I'm busy" she said. "Do you want to talk to Madison?"
Madison, "What did you get me for my birthday? Because I never got anything."
I guess a five day trip in New York accounts for nothing because it didn't fall on her birthday.
And in fairness I did tell her that I was sending her something. And that something is one of those photo books that appears to be really simple and easy. It's not. It's a pain, and I don't recommend.
So tonight, I guess I'll finish that book. I think I'll call Jake. Maybe he's not too busy. And I'm up-to-date on his gift giving.
Note to aunts and uncles: Give a gift. Send a check. Forget arts and crafts. And all expense paid trips.