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Sorry, Sao Paulo

Sao Paulo, you're a little boring. I tried to like you, but I just didn't get hooked. You're kind of a concrete jungle, your traffic is horrible, and legend has it that you're a little dangerous. At first, I thought it was me. But then I asked som…

Sao Paulo, you're a little boring. I tried to like you, but I just didn't get hooked. You're kind of a concrete jungle, your traffic is horrible, and legend has it that you're a little dangerous. At first, I thought it was me. But then I asked some colleagues that are here for the same event, and they feel the same way. They didn't even venture out. And another reason we don't like you - flights to the U.S. only depart at night. So we're all stuck here. And after 10 days together, we don't really know what else to talk about.

New York, I'll see you at 6 a.m., Wednesday morning. Be ready.

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I Am Drunk