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UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a dumbass. Let me explain.

I knew I needed a quick and early start this morning to make my day work, and by 6:15 I was ready to walk out the door. I went for the normal check: phone, keys, wallet. Check. Check. And wait. Where's my wallet? 

I must have left it in my pants. Oh. Nope. Check the jacket. Nada. Maybe it fell out of the jacket into the floor of my closet. No sir. I went ahead and organized my shoes. 

Did the mail get stacked on top of it? Of course not.

Wait. It probably is under the chair, ottoman or sofa. No way. Damn, where does that dust come from. 

I must have somehow dropped it into the trash, which I took out last night. Let me go downstairs to the community cans and decide which bag is mine. No, again. And yuck, that was gross. 

At this point, you begin to talk to yourself in your mother's voice. "Josh, where did you have it last?" 

The grocery store. "Josh, call them."

No again. 

"Josh, retrace your steps."

That didn't work either.

And after 45 minutes of this ridiculousness, I gave up. I canceled my credit and debit cards. No charges had been made.

I'll go to the bank in a few and get a temporary debit card, and I'm really happy to know I can renew my driver's license online. As soon as I get a credit card.

 

I guess there's good in everything. I didn't really like that wallet. And in addition to being a dumbass and loosing my wallet two blocks from home, I was also too lazy to cross the street to the ATM last night. I lost no cash. 

And to be really honest, I wouldn't be surprised to get home today and see it right there. 

UGH!!!!!!!!

 

 

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