Yesterday never happened.
And in fact, it was all a dream that I:
Passed by the Empire State Building
Went to Times Square
Ate chocolate covered strawberries at Rockefeller Center
Circled the first floor of Saks Fifth Avenue
Looped St. Patrick's Cathedral
Window shopped up Fifth Avenue
Gazed at Tiffany diamonds
Snacked on sweets at The Plaza
Walked through Central Park
Paid respect at the WTC Memorial
Bought "souvenirs" for every damn person I know or may meet in the future
However, I definitely did eat at Nom Wah Tea Parlor with five ladies who asked for their identities to be kept secret. There is no paper trail.