I'm a great uncle from 8:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. We wake up. We giggle. We eat breakfast, and we go swimming.
After that, things go to shit. (That's Jack's favorite word, by the way.) The pictures aren't nearly as cute, and most often you hear "NO!" "STOP!" and "DON'T TOUCH ME!" And I'm referring to my words, not theirs.