Do you see those two chumps? They are going to drive me nuts.
They are locksmiths, and they have been adjusting the latch and closing mechanism on that door for the last two weeks. And two guys before them worked on the same door.
The problem is - THERE WASN'T A PROBLEM. I've sat in this office for four years, and I've watched a couple hundred people pass through that door every day. No problem. Nobody complained. And then somebody decided it needed adjusting.
And yes, of course it takes two people. Four, actually. Why wouldn't it?
So here's what they are doing:
1.) Open the door and let it slam.
2.) Talk about it.
3.) Open it again, and let it slam again.
4.) Adjust the mechanism at the top.
5.) Open it. Slam it.
6.) Talk about it.
7.) Talk on their walky-talky about the door slamming.
8.) Let 25 people pass. Direct the others to the other door on the other end of the floor.
9.) Open. Slam. Open. Slam. Open. Slam. Open. Slam.
10.) Adjust.
11.) Look at me looking at them.
12.) Open Open Open Open Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam
We're 45 minutes into this. I'll let you know how it turns out.
Open Slam Open Slam Open Slam Open Slam
Oh, add a drill to the mix, and have a nice day.