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Lunch

How many construction workers are there in Manhattan? Did everyone recently
have a baby? And did they get a dog, too?

We all were getting lunch at the same time today. We pushed and clawed our
way through. I was on the phone with my brother, and he asked why it was so
loud. I think it was because we were all pushing and clawing and talking on
the phone.

In New York, you can't help but get involved in other people's conversations
while you're walking down the sidewalk. Today, this guy behind me was
talking about his bitches and his hoes. He told one bitch this and another
ho that...and on and on it went for three blocks.

Then he said, "Ok Mama, I love you. Bye."

What?

Who is yo' mama and why are you talking to her like that?

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