Stand Down You Clowns

It is a G O R G E O U S morning in New York. Sunny, cool, crisp - you know -
just the way it should be in October.

Today's gonna be a good day. I'm positive.

I stayed home a little longer than usual, and I had a little more coffee
than I probably should. It was just too good to resist. And this just in - I
may be converting back to the Today show. Time will tell.

I guess the circus was in town yesterday because they marched right through
my office, and for those that couldn't make it, thanks for phoning it in.

But today, stay away. I saw your show yesterday. Stand down you clowns.

Please.