My head was buried in my Blackberry.I didn't see it coming. I didn't have my eyes on the road. But at the moment of impact, I knew exactly what happened. I was alert and oriented, but momentarily paralyzed.
Folks, I stepped in dog poop this morning.
Yep, right there on Sullivan Street. So every step from that point forward was focused toward finding a puddle, a blade of grass, or just anything. And now, I'd like to thank the makers of Clorox Wipes. I loved those things before. And now, they're extra nice.
See, you thought your Monday was off to a bad start didn't you?