You're getting two on Lubbock this week. And this one is ridiculous.
Last night, I was watching Anderson Cooper's show on CNN. I couldn't believe what I heard - Judge Tom Head in Lubbock thinks civil war will break out if President Obama is reelected and that a thousand UN troops will sweep into Lubbock to take control. Head needs to raise taxes to increase law enforcement personnel and equipment to stand up to the UN troops.
I texted a friend there. Apparently, this is really what Head thinks. And he also thinks aliens are coming, and that he must prepare for the worst case scenario.
Judge Head, you are the worst case scenario.